# Saturday, January 11, 2014

Some programming jokes...

I found them hilarious :D

  • A UDP packet walks into a bar, no one acknowledges him
    Alternate version: A UDP packet walks into...
  • A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  • Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  • Why C gets all the girls and Java doesn't? Because C doesn't treat them like objects.
    • C could at least give Java some pointers...
  • Knock knock
    Who's there?
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Java
  • Knock knock
    Branch prediction.
    Who's there?
  • How many SEO engineers does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, globe, lamp, sex, xxx
  • 99 little bugs in the code
    99 bugs in the code
    patch one down, compile it around
    ...
    117 bugs in the code